Chocolate Wisdom

A brilliant person once said, "There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles." As a self-professed chocoholic, I couldn't agree more.

Well, there's a whole lot of other quotes and stories about chocolates that I found to be amusingly interesting.

Once, there was this guy whom found a bottle in the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof!
He turned into a box of chocolates.

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate, let's face it, is far more reliable than a man.


Don't complain about chocolates and how they make you fat. It's not true (if you're eating the right chocolate, which is of course at least 60% dark!)

I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies. 'nuff said.

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Yes, I work for chocolate and of course I do have lots of good things to say about it. Chocolate is by far the cheapest form of therapy and the best thing is, you don't even need an appointment. My bread and butter relies on chocolates and its industry and that is why I am trying so hard here to market them! Lol...

But my favourite line of all time is this:

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.