I've got a dick for Xmas

The title is already self-explanatory. No, I did not have a sex change operation for Xmas or neither do I get a hot guy with a big dick for Xmas. All I got was this....

Look - a nice present. I was fooled by the beautiful wrapper.

Side view of the wooden dick.

The best Xmas present award goes to - The Wooden Dick Keychain from Bali.

No doubt the wooden dick is strong and hard. But it's too small to do anything with it. So if you asked me whether did I have any fun with it, no I didn't. It's still virgin and in the box, closely sealed. Now, Greg, go laugh your dick head off! What a great souvenir you got for me. I simply loveee it!