Phua Chu Kang says

I was listening to the Mix FM this morning on the way to work and as usual, they have a slot where Phua Chu Kang (Gurmit Singh) would have a session with Serena C or Pietro talking about everything under the sun. This particular morning he was talking about what we can do when we are running out of money.

First Scenario:

If you don't have money/transport to the destination.....

Just go to any car showroom and ask for a test drive. Drive yourself to the destination and then pretend that you have a stomachache that you have to get out of the car and ask the agent to drive the car back himself.

WTF?!! Good idea though but I don't think I'll be using this tactic anytime soon.

Second Scenario:

If you don't have money to eat.....

Just go to any restaurant and order what you want and eat as much as you can until the last dish.... then take out the cockroach and place it in the food and call the manager.

After all there are over 4000 restaurants in KL and you could try each different outlet everytime.

Haha...Just one more advice from Phua Chu Kang though - "Don't use the same crockroach!"

I don't think I'll ever use this tactic also just to get free food. Maybe some seducing moves like blinking of the eyelids or maybe some hair tossing, and a show of cleavage will do for ladies?!! If it's still not working, break down and cry!

My advice : If you still plan to live in KL and work here, you better not try any of the above.